Some Irreverent Thoughts about Dinosaur Metabolic Physiology: Jurisphagous Food Consumption Rates of Tyrannosaurus rex M. K. Brett-Surman and James 0. Farlow It is agreed by all living humans that the highlight of the movie juras- sic A** (Universal Studio*, 1993) was the consumption of the lawyer by the true heroof the movie, Tynmnosowna rex. This brings up an obvious ques- tion: How many lawyers would it take to properly feed a captive 7! rex? For- tunately science has now progressed to the point where this Important question can be answered and plans made accordingly. Two pieces of Information are needed: (A) The food requirements of a T. rex for one year (B) The food value of one lawyer Following the way that it was por- trayed In /umswc Port let us first as- sume that our T. rex Is endothermk. Let us also assume that our tyranno- saur weigh; 10,000 pounds (4540 kg}?perhaps a bit on the Bght side (Farlow et al. 1995), but dose enough. Farlow (1990; see Fadow 1976 for details about the data used) pub- lished an equation relating the food consumption rate (in watts, or joules/ second; that is, the amount of food energy needed per unit time) to body mass (in kilograms) in living endo- therms (mammals and birds): consumption rate = 10.96 X body man*" For a 4540-kilogram T. rex, the equation predicts an average food consumption rate of 3978.8 joules/ second. Because we are interested in the time span of one year, we must now multiply this result by 3.1536 X 10*, which is the number of seconds in one year (that b, 60 seconds/ minute X 60 minutes/hour X 24 hours/day X 365 days/year?unless you are watching golf on T% In which case this number is much higher), to give us the tyrannosaur's energy needs in joules/year. This results in a big number 1.2547 X 10" joules/ year. This gives us the first part of what we need to know in order to begin rounding up enough lawyers to keep our dinosaur content. We must now calculate the energy value of one law- yer. There are three components of the food value, In joules, of one law- yer (1) the energy value (In joules) of 1 kilogram of lawyer flesh; (2) the number of kBograms (mass) In our sacrifdal lawyer; (3) the digestive percentage, or assimilation efficiency, of a carnivore dgesdng meat?In the present case, this Is the percentage of the lawyer that actually has food value. (We assume that doming, briefcase, cellular phone, and pocket organizer have no energy value, and so these components of an opera- tional lawyer will be ignored In our calculations.) We assume that the energy value of lawyer meat, Hke that of other animals. Is 7 X 10* joules/kWogram (Peten 1983). We further assume that our lawyer weighs 150 pounds, or 68.1 kilograms. The assimilation efficiency of carnivores eadng meat is about 90 percent (Golley 1960; this Is much higher than for herbivores feeding on high fiber forage?as presum- ably was the case lor most herbivo- rous dinosaurs; see Tiffney, chap. 25 of this volume). The energy value of a single law- yer can now be calculated as 68.1 kg X (7X10* joules/kg) X0.9m4J903X 10* joules By dividing the yearly energy re- quirements of our T. rex by the energy value of a single lawyer, we get the yearly lawyer consumption that our dinosaur would need: (1JS47 X 10" joules/year)/ (4.2903 X10* joules/lawyer) - 292 lawyers/year The calculations are the same If we assume that our tyrannosaur was an ectotherm, except that we must use an equation relating food con- sumption rate to body mass in rep- tiles and amphibians (Farlow 1990; same units as for endotherms): consumption rate * 0.84 X mass** For a 4540-kilogram T. rex, thb equation predicts a feeding rate of 991.3 watts, which wodo out to 73 lawyers per year. We can see, then, that genetically resurrected tyrannosaurs would have a far greater predatory impact on the lawyer population if they were endo- therms than if they were ectotherms. This is perhaps a good reason for hoping that dinosaurs will turn out to have been endotherms. References Fwkwt |. 0.1976. A conddeadon of the trophic dynamics of a Late Creta- ceous large-dinosaur community (Oldman Formation). Ecology 57: 841-837. Farlow, |. O. 1990. Dinosaur energetics and thermal biology. In D, B. Weishampel, P. Dodson, and H. Osmdbka (eds.), 77* Obosoxdo, pp. 43-55. Berkley: University of CaB- bmia Press. Farlow, |. O.; M. B. Smith; and |. M. Robinson. 1995. Body mass, bone "strength indicator," and cursorial potential of Tyrannosaurus rex. lour- no* of Wetdn** Pokonhhgy 15: 713-725. GoBey, F. B. 1960. Energy dynamic: ol a food chain of an old-field commu- nRy. EcobgJcoiMonogmpfB30:187- 206. Peten, R.H. 1983. TTie&otpicoikpko- doms of Body Sze. Cambridge: Cam- bridge University Press.